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May 11, 2004 by mikimouse
What a cool site. Check out the photo links. Then take the test.
May 10, 2004 by mikimouse
http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1213186,00.html Bremer Knew Of Course http://www.interventionmag.com/cms/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=729 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4934436/ http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,9519057%255E401,00.html http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/story.jsp?story=519724 http://www.thewest.com.au/20040510/news/general/tw-news-general-home-sto124679.html http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/story.j...
May 9, 2004 by mikimouse
my wife is seemingly preganant and we've been hoping for one more (a girl
May 9, 2004 by mikimouse
What can I say to express my mondo super duper gratification from today's game. It's a fucking roller coaster ride and it's the best game in the world! The Flames have been my team for so long and the 89 gratification may be just around the corner. Lmao! Let me alter an Osama and Hussein quote here and say "The Stanley Cup will be returned to Canada soon, God willing". What a fucking game!
May 7, 2004 by mikimouse
Vo Nguyen Giap was a man dedicated to his country's liberty. He whooped the French, he then whooped the Americans, then the Chinese, then he sat back and grew old in a united Vietnam.
May 7, 2004 by mikimouse
fuck you!
May 7, 2004 by mikimouse
fuck you!
May 5, 2004 by mikimouse
There's another site I had my own online diary and it worked well so I introduce her to JoeUser. She's the perfect companion, someone to tell secrets to, and someone to freely speak to about my personal life. Mostly, she's trustworthy; more so than many of your own women are. No judging, no lies, no bullshit....just a sympathetic ear. So........ Wednesday, May 5, 2004 Dear KittyHo, Last night was great as I ate the only thing I could order from the high class menu. Freaking lasagna! H...
May 5, 2004 by mikimouse
The death of the American dream may sound extreme, but it can no longer be denied that the US has lost a lot of prestige in the world over this revelation that America tortures civilians. To be fair to myself, I must say I've told people this and was laughed at, I explained and provided evidence of what I said only to be laughed at. The common American now can see what their nation has done to another nation, remorselessly. Even I, Mikimouse, the bane of your existence, was disgusted and in f...
May 4, 2004 by mikimouse
Today's a good day for me to reflect on how lucky I am to be happily yes happily married to the woman of my dreams. In fact, when I first saw her at the pool hall, I actually told my friend "man I could marry her"! The rest is history. 8 years and two boys and counting. It's odd how, if you told me 8 1/2 years ago that I was going to be a dad of two I would have laughed you out of town. I love how life twists and turns (in a good way) sometimes. Throws you a curve ball so to speak.
May 3, 2004 by mikimouse
I pray they win. But then I think God will think I'm wasting his time. So I go to the crossroads and offer my soul, only to find that mine is not the particular model Beelzy had in mind...whatever that meant. So I crewed up with some Jehovah's with the intent of getting them to get their God guy to get the Flames to win but then I was informed that the Flames didn't need any outside intervention after all, that they had heart enough for accomplishing their mission. With the Leafs falling from...
April 30, 2004 by mikimouse
I'm sure most everyone here has already gone to this site, but hopefully a few haven't seen it yet. Think of your favorite movies and check out the silly mistakes they left in after the editing. Some are blatantly ridiculous, some are so hard to see you have to see the movie many times before you finally see it. One has to wondder how some of the mistakes ever made it past expert editors and the like. I'm talking about chairs being moved from shot to shot, water glasses being at different le...
April 30, 2004 by mikimouse
Here are the disgusting photos of the disgusting crimes committed by the US forces in Iraq. The humiliation and degredation of Iraqi prisoners took place in the same prison that Hussein used to torture his many victims. This is a blow to the US war effort and if anyone is in their right mind they would demand their troops be returned home. What is going on in Iraq that makes these soldiers treat prisoners in much the same manner Hussein treated his prisoners. And on top of it all the US has ...
April 29, 2004 by mikimouse
There are things that never seem to make sense to me. Being a home-school father I have to consider what it is I'm teaching my boys. But there are certain things that I have no true answer for. Maybe some of you can help me. For instance, I'm supposed to believe the US is killing Iraqis for their own good, I mean the good of the Iraqis (free from Hussein) and the good of the US (nice enough to free the Iraqis from Hussein). But I don't understand how killing kids and women and indiscriminate ...
April 29, 2004 by mikimouse
Who says nature isn't cool? These pics are neat in that they show someone in the sky is busy carving out the snow. But it's work that is usually wasted, as we never look closely at individual snowflakes. I don't know if it's true that no two flakes are alike. There's got to be some overlapping somewhere. Anyways, check it out.