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June 10, 2004 by mikimouse
Hey all I'm sure you're all familiar with this site but in case you're not, here it is. I love the WMOB section, the wiretap conversations amongst gangsters. Nice long archive as well. Enjoy!
May 31, 2004 by mikimouse
What an awesome display for the world to see. Makes me proud to have been backing the Flames since day 1 in 1980. I was in grade 1 going into 2. Cheers to the Flames fans out there!
May 17, 2004 by mikimouse
Just thought I'd share this neat site with you all. By the way, it turns out I'm a criminal in a few states.
"In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage. "
"In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark."
"In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places"
"In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale."
May 5, 2004 by mikimouse
There's another site I had my own online diary and it worked well so I introduce her to JoeUser. She's the perfect companion, someone to tell secrets to, and someone to freely speak to about my personal life. Mostly, she's trustworthy; more so than many of your own women are. No judging, no lies, no bullshit....just a sympathetic ear.

Wednesday, May 5, 2004
Dear KittyHo,

Last night was great as I ate the only thing I could order from the high class menu. Freaking lasagna! Ha. ...
April 27, 2004 by mikimouse
I thought this site would be kind of neat. My name never came up at all, as I guess there weren't lots of Miki's in America during these years. Check out your name distribution by state. Want to know how many Jones' there were in the US in 1850? Find out here.
April 20, 2004 by mikimouse
They'll win it all.
April 14, 2004 by mikimouse
I know I know. You've heard it before. "Is it in yet?". This link will tell you all the things your girlfriend won't tell you, and it even tells you things she will tell you. Want to get her real opinion? Want to see how you measure up? Well then, heh heh, come on in and see where you stand when it comes to the dicky dicky dong dong. Girls, read it and laugh, or read it then hide it before your boyfriend sees it. And remember: have fun!