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March 12, 2004 by mikimouse
http://grouphug.us/ This site is a great idea whose time has come. Who needs a priest when you can just go to this site? Of course you won't get dinged with any Hail Mary's so there will be no forgiveness or absolution.
March 12, 2004 by mikimouse
http://grouphug.us/ This site is a great idea whose time has come. Who needs a priest when you can just go to this site? Of course you won't get dinged with any Hail Mary's so there will be no forgiveness or absolution.
March 17, 2004 by mikimouse
http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/ Admit it. Ever since little Arnold took the nation by storm with his "what chew be talking about Willis?" your life long dream was to be able to move yourself into the Different Stroke's sphere of influence. But you had a problem. Back in its day Todd Bridges wasn't a washed up child actor crack head in desperate need of money. Or Lou Ferrigno of the hulk fame. Did you ever want to tell him how well and easy he made it look to be really ugly? Ask him your...
March 17, 2004 by mikimouse
http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/ Admit it. Ever since little Arnold took the nation by storm with his "what chew be talking about Willis?" your life long dream was to be able to move yourself into the Different Stroke's sphere of influence. But you had a problem. Back in its day Todd Bridges wasn't a washed up child actor crack head in desperate need of money. Or Lou Ferrigno of the hulk fame. Did you ever want to tell him how well and easy he made it look to be really ugly? Ask him your...
April 27, 2004 by mikimouse
Imagine them going door to door like the Jehovah's eh? Imagine the support they would garnish if they canvassed around the universities and the local schoolgrounds! You'd think it would be really easy to get members to join up, of course with the promise of a free beer. But it must be real! They even have t-shirts! anyone want to join with me?
April 27, 2004 by mikimouse
Imagine them going door to door like the Jehovah's eh? Imagine the support they would garnish if they canvassed around the universities and the local schoolgrounds! You'd think it would be really easy to get members to join up, of course with the promise of a free beer. But it must be real! They even have t-shirts! anyone want to join with me?
April 19, 2004 by mikimouse
Are you a computer geek with no life outside the PC room? Do you wish you had a hottie to show off to your other computer geeky friends? Then check this site out (again). It's interesting to think that there is even a need or demand for this type of thing. Anyways, enjoy!
April 19, 2004 by mikimouse
Are you a computer geek with no life outside the PC room? Do you wish you had a hottie to show off to your other computer geeky friends? Then check this site out (again). It's interesting to think that there is even a need or demand for this type of thing. Anyways, enjoy!
April 5, 2004 by mikimouse
I don't know why this came up again at my family's dinner table but it's worth a laugh, if you don't mind being laughed at. No one likes to be laughed at so I'll assume this thread will get absolutely no responses. When my little guy was 3ish I took him to the local water slides for a day of fun. Oh we had a ball all right. It was a great day with all the trimmings. Towards the end I was telling him we had to go after a couple more slides. On our way up I could hear little kids giggling but I...
April 5, 2004 by mikimouse
I don't know why this came up again at my family's dinner table but it's worth a laugh, if you don't mind being laughed at. No one likes to be laughed at so I'll assume this thread will get absolutely no responses. When my little guy was 3ish I took him to the local water slides for a day of fun. Oh we had a ball all right. It was a great day with all the trimmings. Towards the end I was telling him we had to go after a couple more slides. On our way up I could hear little kids giggling but I...
March 26, 2004 by mikimouse
They say your choice of words says a lot about one's intelligence. That's an unfortunate reality. Read some of his comments in black and white with no backgrounds, no reporters, no nothing but the unadulterated choice of words of the man in the White House. "And today, I'm informing the prime minister that we're lifting the travel ban on Turkey. -- Which would have been a good thing if there had been a travel ban in the first place; unfortunately for Dubya, there wasn't, press conferenc...
March 26, 2004 by mikimouse
They say your choice of words says a lot about one's intelligence. That's an unfortunate reality. Read some of his comments in black and white with no backgrounds, no reporters, no nothing but the unadulterated choice of words of the man in the White House. "And today, I'm informing the prime minister that we're lifting the travel ban on Turkey. -- Which would have been a good thing if there had been a travel ban in the first place; unfortunately for Dubya, there wasn't, press conferenc...
May 28, 2004 by mikimouse
I had to laugh when I read not only the responses attacking me, but also my awesome overnight point loss. It feels neat to be blacklisted. A voice shut off, an opinion not heard. Much akin to covering your ears like a child would, maybe even yelling 'lalalalala' all the while. If this Jill knew me at all, she's know, as many others do, that I'm for the children. Society is so fucked what with shitty distractions like video games, violent shows and violent role models, trash TV and even trashi...
May 28, 2004 by mikimouse
I had to laugh when I read not only the responses attacking me, but also my awesome overnight point loss. It feels neat to be blacklisted. A voice shut off, an opinion not heard. Much akin to covering your ears like a child would, maybe even yelling 'lalalalala' all the while. If this Jill knew me at all, she's know, as many others do, that I'm for the children. Society is so fucked what with shitty distractions like video games, violent shows and violent role models, trash TV and even trashi...
May 15, 2004 by mikimouse
I like people. I like people a lot. I like people who are so closed-minded that they stick their heads up another's arse. Houston you have a problem.