Humor at its sickest
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Published on April 5, 2004 By mikimouse In Humor
I don't know why this came up again at my family's dinner table but it's worth a laugh, if you don't mind being laughed at. No one likes to be laughed at so I'll assume this thread will get absolutely no responses. When my little guy was 3ish I took him to the local water slides for a day of fun. Oh we had a ball all right. It was a great day with all the trimmings. Towards the end I was telling him we had to go after a couple more slides. On our way up I could hear little kids giggling but I assumed they were just laughing like little giddy out-on-a-birthday-outing do. Well on our walk back to the car my little guy ended up being a little behind me and I heard him laugh and say "I can see your bum". Well I felt my butt and no crap the whole back of my swim shorts were ripped wide open! That's what the kids were laughing at. And I'm not talking a little view, I mean they all saw my hairy arse! Well I had to laugh to keep my self-worth in check. Anyone have a similar embarassing moment?
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on Apr 05, 2004
hmmmm.... just to prove you wrong sorta heres a comment.... have I ever had something similar happen to me hmmmm..... no.
on Apr 05, 2004
hehehehhe, good story.

I have probably more embarrasing moments than most people.....it just happens that way. But, I can't seem to come up with the MOST embarrassing. So, I'll just say I'll be watching this thread to see if anyone can beat mine. If so, I'll let you know.

Trinitie
on Apr 05, 2004
awesome trinitie. Interesting spelling by the way. I can't wait to hear yours. It must be a good one.
on Apr 05, 2004
We had a sixth grade party, and I was in love with this young gorgeous hunk of femme fatale flesh, her name was Leigh Deimel; I remember like it was yesterday, that I'd never had the courage to say more than 'huh' and 'duh' in her general direction. I didn't even have enough of a clue to know why she made me feel this way. My guts roil to think about what it took to screw up my courage to ask her to take a turn around the skating rink with me.

The only problem was, I had never been skating, I was a complete and utter klutz. As I approached her, about as graceful as a cow on a slalom ski, I was so busy thinking what I would say that I took my mind off staying upright, so that I went ass over elbows a hundred and thirty five degrees into a huge crash right in front of the coterie of hip folk around her. My pants were way too tight---I was in a growth spurt---and all of a sudden, they didn't feel so tight any longer. I'd split then from belt loop to zipper and my new green-thing boxers were flapping in the breeze as I struggled to my feet and fell, again and again, trying to make some sort of safe harbor, somewhere.

It was, absolutely, beyond hilarious. On the other hand, I have yet to find that safe harbor. I'm still an idiot!!! Thank God for a sense of humor!
on Apr 05, 2004
lmao. *clapping*. Worthy of some prize I'm sure.
on Apr 05, 2004
Good story 69! Wait... that sounds kinky...

~Dan
on Apr 05, 2004