The Abuse-A-Tron - No Need For A Spouse!

Published on May 14, 2004 By mikimouse In Humor

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I could think of some good ones for this little program....you stupid cow-drinking vulva stitching hick smelling hoark.

Directed at no one in particular....

Comments

Winky

on May 14, 2004

HURT ME BABY!!!!

mikimouse

on May 14, 2004

i could if you really want me to....

mignuna

on May 15, 2004

"You drink your own bath water, you stinking, dirt ball kissing, dolphin ravishing, misbegotten offspring of a nihilist in denial."

hah ! .... oops. pardon. it wasn't ME .... the SITE said that ... really ... honest ...

Gene Nash

on May 15, 2004

>> dolphin ravishing

Mig, are you trying to infect all of JoeUser with bestiality one blog at a time?

mikimouse

on May 15, 2004

*claps* lmao!

Winky

on May 15, 2004

That was baaaa baa baaaaad!!! HA HA

mignuna

on May 15, 2004

ok, i deserved that smartaz. lol. all i can say in my defence is i didn't actually mean it that way ... it was more sort of advice of what not to do ... to your dog, that is. oh, i give up.

but the SITE really did generate that comment. it also generated this one:

"you chase cats and bark at the mailman, you imbecilic, garbage gulping, penguin buggering, misanthropic dependent of a masochistic-submissive parliamentarian."

winky ... your constant references to sheep are a little worrying, lovely. you'd better switch species occasionally, lamb ... lol ... or move to new zealand where they like that sort of thing ...

great find, mikimouse. i don't know what's worse ... the penguin buggering part, or that whole thing about being related to a parliamentarian ... (the description of the parliamentarian was kinda gratuitous though. they could have done better)

mikimouse

on May 17, 2004

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